I spent weeks searching online for the perfect Newfoundland-themed gift for Grisha this past holiday. Distilled with glacial waters of Newfoundland and sold conveniently up the street, Crystal Head Vodka fit the bill. I’ve been waiting for Grisha to finish the bottle so we could do something cool with it. Unfortunately, my creativity is failing me. I tried stuffing the bottle with homemade pompoms, but it looked too much like decomposing-brain. I thought it might work as a cool terrarium, but good luck fitting anything in the spout (like fingers trying to fish out pompoms). Until the perfect idea presents itself, our poor Yorick will busy himself as a bookend.